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The Answer Report

The Answer Report measures how well an AI assistant can read a business website, publishes the score, and sells the fix.

More and more people ask an assistant who to hire before they open a search box. We measured what that means. Between 17 and 30 July 2026 we asked two AI engines the questions engaged couples ask, in three American cities: 153 of the 173 local wedding businesses we tracked were never named in any answer. In the Dutch province of Utrecht we asked 840 times for an installer, and none of the 70 businesses we tracked appeared in a single answer. So we built the instrument. A deterministic engine scores a site from 0 to 100 on what an assistant actually reads, a newspaper publishes those scores one city edition at a time, and a paid report turns the score into a step plan a web developer can work through. Ten editions are out, the engine grades our own sites in public, and since 4 September 2026 the same engine runs a €99 website audit for Dutch businesses.

Specs

Disciplines

Product design, scoring engine, editorial design, automation

Focus

Measure, publish, fix, re-check

Market

Small business, US and the Netherlands

Period

July 2026, live

1

The engine, and the rule that keeps it stable

Twelve weighted checks in four categories: access (30), facts (25), legibility (30) and contactability (15), summed to a score out of 100. A pass earns the full weight, a warning half, a failure nothing. The rubric is pinned: any change to a weight or a threshold bumps the version, and a score is only ever compared with a score from the same version.

2

A newspaper, not a dashboard

The findings publish as a publication: volume and issue, a front page, one city edition per cohort, findings pieces with the stored answers behind every number, four guides and a methodology page. Ten editions so far, nine wedding markets and one home-services market. Behind the piece on directories sit 5,904 stored answers. Any listed business can ask to be removed, and is.

3

The machine view

Any page on the site flips, with one control or the M key, into exactly what an AI reader receives: the facts it is served, the access rules, the bare text. The product proves its thesis on its own pages.

4

An open audit desk that cannot be abused

The free audit runs the same engine, live, against the address you file. Public addresses only; private and internal ones are refused; three free runs a day per visitor; one job at a time behind a hard timer. No visitor path reaches the expensive part of the pipeline.

5

The paid report, and the person who reads it

The full report is $149 one time and monitoring $29 a month. Since 4 September 2026 there is also a Dutch website audit at €99, delivered as a page in four parts: AI findability, what a visitor runs into, Google findability, speed and technical health, with a step plan per point. Giovanni reads every Dutch report before it goes out, within two working days.

6

The calibration pass

On 4 September 2026 four €99 reports were written by hand against real sites before the rail went automatic. Every one was rewritten: 24 machine findings dropped, 21 corrected, 47 added. Six engine defects came out of it and were fixed the same day, among them a speed score stated from a single sample. The published example report is one of the four, anonymised, score 61.

7

It runs itself

Auditing, publishing and delivery run on their own schedule on their own machine, with a watchdog that raises an alarm the moment serving looks wrong. The standing rule: nothing that earns money depends on a laptop being open.

"We wanted an instrument, not an opinion. If a score is going to cost someone money to fix, it has to come out the same every time and it has to show its evidence, starting with our own."

Vonzie Studio

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